Privacy Policy

What we collect

When you place an order we collect your name, email address, and shipping address, plus the contents of your order. If you join the newsletter we store your email address. We do not collect or store card numbers; payment details go directly to our payment processor.

How we use it

Order information is used to fulfill your order: charging payment, shipping products, and sending order confirmation emails. Newsletter addresses are used only for our own product announcements, and every email includes an unsubscribe link. We do not sell or rent your information to anyone.

Service providers

We share the minimum needed with the services that run the store: Stripe processes payments, Vercel hosts the site, MongoDB Atlas stores order records, Resend delivers our emails, and fulfillment partners (such as our print-on-demand and dropship suppliers) receive your name and shipping address so they can ship your items. Each provider handles your data under its own privacy policy.

Affiliate links

Our Amazon Picks page contains affiliate links. As an Amazon Associate, Professor Poke Sir earns from qualifying purchases. When you click those links, Amazon sets its own cookies under its own privacy policy; we never see your Amazon account or payment details.

Cookies and analytics

The site uses local storage to remember your cart and privacy-friendly analytics to count page visits in aggregate. We do not use advertising trackers.

Your choices

You can ask us to delete your order history or newsletter subscription at any time by emailing help@professorpokesir.com.